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[Cans @jessecans]

"I'll never join you!"

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@SoulsCooking @DMBreaux1017 https://t.co/pBjdnH2Q1H

[Forrest @radioforrest]

Temple of the Dog poster on Seinfeld, “Bubble Boy” episode.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The very best. Nobody better at playing that mix of authoritative and unhinged, created a whole comedy archetype

[Cans @jessecans]

@br4nd032 @ManicZebra @TheBloggess Sex Ed isn't just about intercourse, it teaches children about their own bodies, and since age 10 is when a lot of kids start changing (I got my period at that age) then it is relevant & necessary. Even if they don't hit puberty til later, learning beforehand helps prepare them

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

"your honor, my client would like to plead 'very sincere.'"

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

if you don't think young girls start getting sexualized at 11, 12 or 13 then you should know its probably more likely that no adult women trust you enough to confide in you about those experiences

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

if you think abortion is murder, why would you support bans only after 15 weeks. what sense does that make

if you're pro-life, the only position that's logically consistent is a total ban at all stages. and that's insane to normal people. deal with it

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

Caitlin Clark didn’t even react to Angel Reese’s trash talking because she knows trash talking is a part of the game. She even said earlier in the year it’s GOOD for the game.

But these grown men are on here crying about being “classy.”

SHUT UP. 😂

#NationalChampionship

[Cans @jessecans]

It's just bad comedy. Imagine using your wedding vows to perform cringey stand up

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@Brocklesnitch I love the person next to them not giving a flying eff that they're recording and searching for every last bite of their meal in that crinkly mcfucking bag

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

The most romantic moment in any movie is in FARGO, when Frances Mcdormand’s husband wakes up early with her to fix her breakfast before she goes to work, reads the paper while she eats, and then finishes her plate when it’s time for her to head out

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@BusyBibliophile @IanFortey Yes! My god that was infuriating to read

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

as stokely carmichael said, it's not a question of attitude, it's a question of power. i do not uncover the identities of members of hate groups to change their hearts & minds, i do it to help impose a social cost on that behavior in an effort to keep it from gaining power.

[Cans @jessecans]

@DanWOfficial Same!

[Cans @jessecans]

He's half-standing because if he actually sat on the chair his legs would dangle like a small child and he's not secure enough to handle that image

[Cans @jessecans]

Absolutely no doubt

[Australian Dept of Health, Disability and Ageing @healthgovau]

Protect yourself against mosquito borne viruses including Japanese Encephalitis, when travelling this summer.

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

I’m so tired of takes like this. As if The Boys isn’t number 1 on Amazon. As if It’s Always Sunny ain’t still out here being amazing. As if Everything Everywhere didn’t have the best action scene of 2022 with dildos. Unless you’re talking lazy, hateful comedy, you’re wrong.