not jesse

thicker than a jar of frozen peanut butter

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Rasmus Sandin could arguably be pinpointed for half the goals scored against the Caps this post season

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ALEX OVECHKIN HAS PASSED WAYNE GRETZKY FOR THE MOST CAREER GOALS IN NHL HISTORY‼️

#Gr8ness | @Venture_Global

[not jesse @jessecusic]

What the fucking hell

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Good luck in Seattle, @Sam7Howell!

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Gotta love Facebook marketplace

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Being a Washington football fan is fucking hell

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Embarrassing @Commanders

[not jesse @jessecusic]

@Kyladelic @KeithV611 Saw a dude at 711 get a fully loaded glizzy and a big gulp full of Diet Coke at 6am the other morning. Blue collar workers stomachs are toxic waste pits

[not jesse @jessecusic]

If you ever see a man in his 50s with his hands on his hips at the bowling alley just know he has absolutely piped a strike

[not jesse @jessecusic]

@Craigkepp This screams forehead tat to me idk

[not jesse @jessecusic]

My dad just sent this in a group chat with my brothers so naturally I’m going to assume he bought us all one

[not jesse @jessecusic]

@juicymkand @CusicNicholas

[not jesse @jessecusic]

@minicooper71 @ZacharyK52 You are officially in. Can’t have the show without it

[not jesse @jessecusic]

@cpcarrrr He’s throwing muffins out there today

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Holy shit Carson Wentz is a bum

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Today I was reminded that I absolutely fucking suck at wrapping presents

[not jesse @jessecusic]

@markdorsey__ 😂😂😂

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@Craigkepp Rootin tootin

[not jesse @jessecusic]

Anybody that has a baby and adopts a puppy at the same time so they can “grow up together” is absolutely out of their fucking mind and you cannot tell me otherwise