Jesse Hall

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in the bay @hyperdiscogirl]

one of my fav tweets probably

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

I think I'll miss science the most.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i say “no worries if not” for someone who worries if regardless

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m playing chess while you’re playing checkers” wrong. I’m playing a third game I just made up and it’s called jumpy circles

[femme fatale @eliesaaabs]

me at my big girl job

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

[Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt]

do you know how lucky we are that skunks are generally reasonable

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

you know who else is having a brat summer? my nephew tyler! he bit a kid at summer school

[clintoris @clintoris]

Me when I’m objectively wrong: they’re scared to let me win

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

[at the function switching to light beer] folks this is your captain speaking. We’ve reached our cruising BAC,

[James @exhaustdata]

This is so intimate I would think about him every day for the rest of my life

[trash jones @jzux]

check in with your friends but also don’t forget to check in on your enemies. make sure they’re doing bad

[drew peaches🏳️‍⚧️ @threwpeaches]

me: everyone hates me

me: (after getting a laugh react in the group chat) i am a beloved member of the community