Jesse Mikael Järvi

Not active here anymore. See you on Threads! // Cyber security & IT resilience in an org auxiliary to authorities. Don’t take all of my tweets seriously.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

@NurNochCube @aaronp613 **European** phone manufacturers like @HMDdevices are doing this already.

Have you enjoyed working at the european commission pr department?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

RT if you miss having a President with a functioning brain.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

@ChaudharyAchyut @MKBHD Why have multiple shit sensors when you can have one good?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This shouldn’t be a right-or-left issue. Masked federal agents shooting and killing an American citizen for no reason in broad daylight and then smearing him as a “domestic terrorist” should horrify everyone.

This is police state behavior.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

A special message from The King, in support of Stand Up To Cancer. 🧡

As part of this year’s @SU2CUK campaign, @CR_UK and @Channel4, with support from the @NHS, have launched a nationwide Screening Checker to help people find out which cancer screening programmes they are eligible for and seek helpful advice on the process.

🔗 https://t.co/vBkgauFIme

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Last Wednesday: A Fox News host says homeless people should be executed.

Monday: Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke.

Guess which one lost their job?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP IS IMITATING ME! — GCN

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

@MrJamesMay Sad to see them ruin a traditional and cool brand.

[Gabrielius Landsbergis🇱🇹 @GLandsbergis]

If I had a nickel for every time a Chinese ship was dragging its anchor on the bottom of the Baltic Sea in the vicinity of important cables I would have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

@GovParsonMO @umsystem @GovParsonMO just don’t let them view the source of your website 🤣

[Apteekkarit @Apteekkarit]

Tiedätkö, miten lääkkeen hinta keskimäärin jakautuuTiedätkö, miten lääkkeen hinta keskimäärin jakautuuTiedätkö, miten lääkkeen hinta keskimäärin jakautuu?

[Sebastiaan de With @sdw]

I didn’t think it could get worse than the EU mandated cookie warnings, but this really is awful.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

This is like super awesome.

Jon Stewart to return to ‘The Daily Show’ as a host and executive producer - CNN https://t.co/ztnfAcDO5i

[Päivän Byrokraatti @pbyrokraatti]

"Kyllä, ilmastomittaus on tehty ennen nykyistä hallitusta. Poistin postauksen ja pahoittelen väärää tietoa."

Hetkinen. Jos tilasto oli Ohisalon mielestä kauhea, miksi se menetti merkityksensä, kun hänelle ilmeni, että hänen oma hallituksensa on syypää?

https://t.co/jDu0DTQxzB

[Ivan Puopolo @ivanpuopolo]

Pate Putkimies käy töissä ja saa palkkaa. Palkasta otetaan veroja, jotka annetaan Lapin yliopistolle. Yliopistolla Aino istuu lattialla, koska ei saa Patelta riittävästi rahaa. Opettaja diggaa Ainon istumista ja palkitsee hänet opintopisteillä.

Aamulla Pate taas menee töihin.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

He did what??? #CrimesAgainstHumanity

[Marcel Pociot 🧪 @marcelpociot]

Looks like I just built the first #NativePHP Windows app (on my Mac) 😎

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

@WokeHater82 @Delta2daMoon @POTUS I’d love to see a source to your claims.

[David Vance @DavidVance]

This is so surreal. The socialist Spanish minister uses a private jet to attend a climate conference. 100 metres before the venue she gets out off the limo and takes a bicycle. The security cars follow her.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

Well this is huge. TSMC manufactures all Apple Silicon and NVIDIA chips. Most likely Huawei is going on a shopping spree for secrets.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

National Hazard Agency, a sub-clique of Lockbit ransomware group, has ransomed TSMC (Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company).

The company has an estimated annual revenue of $57,220,000,000.

National Hazard Agency is ransoming them for $70,000,000.

[Jesse Mikael Järvi @jessejarvi]

@ari_ampuja Extreme-Duudsonien ääressä kasvaneena hinku vetää improvisoitu stuntti olisi kyllä kova 😁