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[ĴƐSSƐS̲̅U̲̅I̲̅D̲̅A̅k @jessejay_98]

@syakimishen . oh shit hey lol that's funny cause I quit smokin jus yesterda

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

There is never a good place for a girl to look when eating a banana.

[Adult Jokes™ @AdultJokes_]

Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you. Unless its an actual mountain, then fuck that.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Dear grades, get well soon.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Condoms prevent mini-vans..

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

Cops are the biggest bitches. They need to start catching murderers and rapists instead of teenagers just trying to party.

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer which means the average human gets 41 miles to the gallon. Not bad.

[ĴƐSSƐS̲̅U̲̅I̲̅D̲̅A̅k @jessejay_98]

@sledhead_69 @DrewwithaJ Let's go get drunk and be sombody

[ĴƐSSƐS̲̅U̲̅I̲̅D̲̅A̅k @jessejay_98]

Never drinking rum again

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

When you're at the top of a roller coaster, SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.

[ĴƐSSƐS̲̅U̲̅I̲̅D̲̅A̅k @jessejay_98]

Fucking exams

[ĴƐSSƐS̲̅U̲̅I̲̅D̲̅A̅k @jessejay_98]

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