Jesse Joseph

Your friendly neighborhood satanic hispanic. Feline and feeling fine. Knowledge is the greatest gift. Love is the Law/Love under Will.

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

#hackthevote

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Today I'm going to spend all day with doctors and voting, #perfectlymiserable

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Do you play Pokemon Go? Add me! 4169 3077 2169

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

@Taraballs My diet is cookies, candy, and ice cream. At first it was pretty nice.

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@Taraballs <3 you. It is the worst.

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Laying in bed listening to spooky music. It's just now midnight. I am in Heaven.

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Hey fiends, how's everybody doing?

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Do you ever wanna max out a few credit cards on a first class trip to the UK to shit on @jk_rowling 's doorstep? #iwillifyouwill

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@Taraballs My coworker told me "whisky and country music." I think she saved my life.

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I miss @XSTROLOGY. Rest in peace, thank you for your guidance.

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

My mom just said they're the same as the homeless. "The homeless want to party and they want to hold signs."

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Lord those assholes on Dimond holding signs outside the Little Dipper Diner. #casualcurses

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Safety first. I can't believe I'm wearing a seat belt.

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Was helping my parents take a load to the dump. I was an idiot and threw my phone in. What a bummer.

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Dear Scruff (and Grindr,)
You're starting to deplete me in undesired ways.
I will never be a gymbunny hard wearing sweats, and I will never be so vulgar. Why do my photos get banned when I wear layers?
I've been around like 10 years without a single warning. Why now?

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W t f? My aunt just got sent home from the blood bank with a 102degree fever.

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@redrummy My dads having emergency surgery tomorrow. I just found out. I gotta see him. Can we do tomorrow?

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

@redrummy I'm pretty fine. Divorced, living in a condo with my brother. Off Campbell Creek trails. Hit me up whenever, I'd LOVE to see you.

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

Grindr and Scruff are picking on me. Banning my photos, bios, AND EMOJI?!@ I bet someone is reporting me

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

THERE'S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE GUY WHO PLAYED SPARTICUS.

[Jesse Joseph @jessejoseph]

The Great Material Continuum will Provide.