jesse-lyn callaghan

Long Island born, NOVA grown, Cape Coral settled

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

I wish shake would shut his mouth as much as shainas eyes… #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlind #fuckshake

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@bertkreischer to the coolest guy to share a birthday with happy birthday to usssss! See you tomorrow night!

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

We canceled hot girl summer and are now celebrating “please just fit me summer” 🤘🏻 #hotgirlsummer #thickthighssavelives

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@alexzjohnson Don’t even get me started about using the bathroom alone!

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@chrissyteigen *checks flight costs to LA to bring THE CHRISSY TEIGEN Italian sausage*

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Hey @jimmyfallon is a f$$$ed up game of monopoly reasonable grounds for an annulment?? Asking for a friend #quarentinehoneymoon

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@niko_pana03 @alexzjohnson Skin or 24 hours

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@alexzjohnson You’re my favorite 14 years running

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I spend everyday wishing its the day I get a hug and a giant pitty check from @TheEllenShow 😂😭😂😭 #momstruggles #adultingsucks #sendhelp

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

Semi relieved @jimmyfallon isn’t an option for a #cameo because I’d spend mine and my fiancé’s whole wedding fund on one 😂😂 #SorryNotSorry #ijustlovehim

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

Had a dream last night that the Cheerios turned @LeaMichele into a zombie and coach sue trained her to attack all the musically talented kids in school. So I safely sat on the bleachers and watch 😂 #tonedeaf #gleekforlife #glee #gleek @janemarielynch

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

Happy birthday jimmy! You’re my absolute favorite human and I hope someday to meet you. Thank you for always putting a smile on everyone’s face. Hope this puts one on yours, abbey turned three on Monday🥰 #smile #smileharder @jimmyfallon

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

The things I’d do to have a beer with @jimmyfallon 😭😎 side note- how much can I sell my toddler for? Asking for a friend..

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At a family party we drank a case of Yoo-hoo and checked our blood sugar. #myfamilyisweird @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon

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@ChristianBaleRP you’re British?! #GoldenGlobes2019

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If @IamSandraOh didn’t just make you cry is she even your person?? #GoldenGlobeAwards #GreysAnatomy

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When you join twitter just to congratulate @jimmyfallon !!! You’re my favorite guy!!! Congrats!

[jesse-lyn callaghan @jesselynstatus]

@Erin_131 @rachelbutler92 um what?

[Erin Callaghan (: @Erin_131]

@RachelButler92 and @jesselynstatus stole my food and drank my juice boxes wtf man #sodisappointed

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@danieltosh can I have your babies??