Jesse Oleson

I like history and well-written words. Contributor for @localemagazine .
Freelance A&E writer for @sdut

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@Bminusfather @tayvalencia9343 I was scared

[Rashaad Penny @pennyhendrixx]

SEATTLE WHATS GOOD!!

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One of the worst feelings in the world: having to poop while being super hungry. What should you take care of first?

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Whales will sometimes intentionally beach themselves in order to show solidarity for another whale who’s accidentally beached themselves. If that’s not ride or die, I don’t know what is.

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@CarsonTCody Not you @CarsonTCody , you have a music career already

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see your high school friends try and start a music career.

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@tayvalencia9343 @Bminusfather Yeah but it was probably a reallly good thing

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@Bminusfather @tayvalencia9343 I still think you’re the better parent @Bminusfather

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@jayseeca Done ✅. Next?

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Looking for stuff to do in Boston. Suggestions?

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@CarsonTCody The resistance is starting.

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@tayvalencia9343 @Bminusfather One more follower, wassuuupppp

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In a grocery store today, I saw all the mayonnaise under the aisle sign that said “Salad Dressing.” I nearly lost my mind. Too shook to even take a picture.

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When you don’t get caught by a cop when you’re on your phone because he’s on his computer 😎

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Here’s a look at @PLNU_Rugby this season. Glad to write a story about my alma mater, best of luck. https://t.co/yaRxOcohrI

[Point Loma Nazarene University @PLNU]

@PLNU_Rugby may be little, but they are fierce.
https://t.co/Q9wf0DMcMO

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Happy “Men Carrying Around Flowers” day. I say this because I was that man, along with all the others.

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A story of determination, of will, of conquest and of loss. Henry Worsley was “a hero from a bygone age.” https://t.co/ILLTCHPuLt

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To those of you being unapologetically yourself in a world of people trying to be like someone else: I commend you. Keep it up. We need you.

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But for real, Savior by Rise Against hits me in the feels every time.

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@garyvee I do!