Andrew

I’m just ok

[Andrew @Bminusfather]

If every mistake and bad decision I’ve ever made has led me to this moment, then I am incredibly and immeasurably blessed. Rivers and Lennon, I love being your father.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Everybodys obsessed with their TV shows about video games . What about the good old days. When everyone was obsessed with some dipshit in San Francisco who killed people and thought shapes were words

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Unfortunately we had to blow up Alderaan because it was not engaging with the Emperor's tweets strongly enough. 😥

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

let me tell you this if i was on survivor and got voted out there would be no grace or good sportsmanship it would just be an avalanche of YOU SORRY FUCKs and I HOPE ALL YOU BASTARDS DIE ON THIS ISLANDs

[wint @dril]

Just spit my drink all over my nuts due to AVATAR. these blue mother fuckers are taking jobs out of the mouth of real hollywood moviestars

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

let’s sit in the dark and listen to frank ocean

[Barbara Davis, author 🪷🐝🪷 @bdavisauthor]

If you paid $300,000 (that's the lifetime avg.) into Social Security over the course of your life, you'll get ZERO back when you turn 65 if you vote Republican. That's the GOP plan. No more retirement. Work till you drop. Why isn't EVERYONE screaming this from the rooftops?

[mom jeans lyrics @momjeansbot]

but I'm happy here

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Herschel Walker does not want you to retweet this. Can you take a moment and retweet it

[wint @dril]

just clicking my mouse a bit. having a look at my files

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

bro shut the fuck up

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

Since Mel Gibson is trending (with Bin Laden) today, here's a thread of how he never stopped being an Academy member each time he attacked women, Jews, Black people, gay people, Muslims, Latinx to this day.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

A+ flight seat partner today — neither of us talked to the other or ate anything or got up or put our feet anywhere other than inside our shoes on the floor directly in front of us — great work — no notes

[DAN SMITH @thedancemyth]

One more fall.
and then another
writing adventure,
a word at a time
inside of a thousand months
under stars so breathtaking It embarrasses me
for all the times I’ve hidden,
or was made to feel that I should hide
any of the ways I shine
and I believed that lie.
-Dan Smith

[Andy Hull @okayfineAndy]

you’re messing up if you’re not listening to Joy Oladokun

[mom jeans lyrics @momjeansbot]

cause I'm not getting any younger

[speedy @SpeedyMorman]

two years ago today i broke @RayJ glasses n broke the internet

[Big Blue Drew @BigBlueDrew33]

Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ 😂