jessica lazar bates

jewish mother to the world & #HJB. feminist. bookworm. native Washingtonian. social lead @jfederations. opinions are my own. she/her/hers

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My mantra today:

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@JasonPeck

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Apparently the kids ARE still on Twitter?

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Vaccines are good.

Anti-depressants are good.

Modern medicine is good.

Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

And poof, former Xperts in other topics become Xperts in pagers, cellphones, battery, explosive, electronic warfare, bomb disposal, bomb sniffing dogs.

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I taught HJB “less yapping more mewing” and now he’s twisting it and calling me OHIO

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@_celia_bedelia_ oh gosh

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To the unnecessarily loud lady at DCA who kept saying she was at Dulles, who drunkenly blessed me and then left a note for our server that she should vote for TFG … may you have the day you deserve

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@BigGreenPen @TheComicHunter @katyb_spencer @bikespoke @kavita1010 @plainwildcatfan @ideabloke @BrendaMKramer @twigliot @joshmccormack @GabrielSurfCat @TedBauerMedium @Susanmvh @LexxAstar @nplusg @DreaVilleneuve @JoeBugBuster @MissingATrick @JimCanto @casciatowriting @WhyoDanno @AlHopper_ @DFHobbs @marksalke @HRwhale @CallieGoodwin @LizJostes @polerix @kilby76 @AnOrchidInBloom @Toby_Metcalf @llake @matageli @SocialRoadTrip Mazel tov!

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@ambernoelle Gorgeous

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@katyb_spencer @TheComicHunter @kavita1010 @plainwildcatfan @ideabloke @BrendaMKramer @bikespoke @twigliot @joshmccormack @GabrielSurfCat @TedBauerMedium @BigGreenPen @Susanmvh @LexxAstar @nplusg @DreaVilleneuve @JoeBugBuster @MissingATrick @JimCanto @casciatowriting @WhyoDanno @AlHopper_ @DFHobbs @marksalke @HRwhale @CallieGoodwin @LizJostes @polerix @kilby76 @AnOrchidInBloom @Toby_Metcalf @llake @matageli @SocialRoadTrip Olympic novel reading. I’d be really good at Olympic catastrophizing, too,

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@BigGreenPen @TheComicHunter @katyb_spencer @kavita1010 @plainwildcatfan @ideabloke @BrendaMKramer @bikespoke @twigliot @joshmccormack @GabrielSurfCat @TedBauerMedium @Susanmvh @LexxAstar @nplusg @DreaVilleneuve @JoeBugBuster @MissingATrick @JimCanto @casciatowriting @WhyoDanno @AlHopper_ @DFHobbs @marksalke @HRwhale @CallieGoodwin @LizJostes @polerix @kilby76 @AnOrchidInBloom @Toby_Metcalf @llake @matageli @SocialRoadTrip I’m so glad we travel more lightly these days….

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@TheComicHunter @katyb_spencer @BigGreenPen @kavita1010 @plainwildcatfan @ideabloke @BrendaMKramer @bikespoke @twigliot @joshmccormack @GabrielSurfCat @TedBauerMedium @Susanmvh @LexxAstar @nplusg @DreaVilleneuve @JoeBugBuster @MissingATrick @JimCanto @casciatowriting @WhyoDanno @AlHopper_ @DFHobbs @marksalke @HRwhale @CallieGoodwin @LizJostes @polerix @kilby76 @AnOrchidInBloom @Toby_Metcalf @llake @matageli @SocialRoadTrip The smaller the child the greater the number of things you need for it, ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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@TheComicHunter @bikespoke @ideabloke @katyb_spencer @BrendaMKramer @twigliot @joshmccormack @GabrielSurfCat @TedBauerMedium @BigGreenPen @Susanmvh @LexxAstar @nplusg @DreaVilleneuve @plainwildcatfan @JoeBugBuster @kavita1010 @MissingATrick @JimCanto @casciatowriting @WhyoDanno @AlHopper_ @DFHobbs @marksalke @HRwhale @CallieGoodwin @LizJostes @polerix @kilby76 @AnOrchidInBloom @Toby_Metcalf @llake @matageli @SocialRoadTrip Woah I just got a twitter alert for the first time in … prob months … for this convo! Hiii

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@_celia_bedelia_ @riScorpian Who’da thunk it

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Half awake, shopping for makeup and jewelry - as one does

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

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@candacearm I’m glad you said it, no one else did 😘

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This is going to ruin the tour

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden is vaccinated, boosted, and he is experiencing mild symptoms following a positive COVID-19 test. 

He will be returning to Delaware where he will self-isolate and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time.

A note from @POTUS' Doctor:

The President presented this afternoon with upper respiratory symptoms, to include rhinorhea (runny nose) and non-productive cough, with general mailaise. He felt okay for his first event of the day, but given that he was not feeling better, point of care testing for COVID-19 was conducted, and the results were positive for the COVID-19 virus. Given this, the President will be self-isolating in accordance with CDC guidance for symptomatic individuals.  PCR confirmation testing will be pending. His symptoms remain mild, his respiratory rate is normal at 16, his temperature is normal at 97.8 and his pulse oximetry is normal at 97%. The President has received his first dose of Paxlovid. He will be self-isolating at his home in Rehoboth.

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@candacearm THE WORLD TOUR

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@StoneJAlex @JoJoFromJerz That’s not how vaccines work