Jesse Smith

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Kai Kaphrao Khai Dao

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@hillaryast seems legit

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@Zizzamia maybe http://t.co/G8aKzY2s2V or http://t.co/i1eNQTgyXZ. just saw this, too: http://t.co/RRzKwdlspx. haven't used any of them :)

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Checkout at Walgreens with a bottle of scotch and 18 rolls of toilet paper. It's going to be a good night.

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@opensourcegardn just the weekend unfortunately

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iTunes logic:
"Get Album Artwork" > Nope, sorry, don't have it.
"Show in iTunes Store" > Oh, that album?! Right this way, sir.

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What prison but the want for escape?

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"Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?" — G.R.R.M.

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Au contraire

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Man I can't chug a quart of chocolate milk like I used to.

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ZXCVBN
The keyboard's unsung hero.

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@siemprehasta grand canyon at sundown?

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@noahmp First day at Sen Yai

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"Can't see our site? Please get the latest version of Flash.
You need to upgrade your Flash Player.
GET THE FLASH PLAYER."
Whoa ok buddy.

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Cold beer hot shower.

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Charcoal. @MSTRMNSTRSMSTCH http://t.co/XU9eoXZt

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Constant R. Kelly narration in my head today.

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Damn.