Jesse Sucks

Musician, comedian and co-host of Cheeky Shenanigans Podcast

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

1. Get veterinary license
2. Start own practice specializing in lizards and snakes, called “A Reptile Dysfunction”
3. Profffffffit
#hitsblunt

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

For the record: no one is saying #police shouldn't be able to do their job. The people just want more accountability, less escalation of force, and for them to do their job the same way regardless of the skin color of citizens involved. #BLM

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

Somewhere out there in an alternate universe:
millions of Americans are currently joking about that 2 weeks of #COVID19 and how bad it’d have been if #Trump had been elected.
#GeorgeFloyd is heading home from work. America isn’t great, but we’re working on it. Together.

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

If you need these, they are GREAT ways to prepare yourself for a debate with an idiot. Great rebuttals here. Don't let anyone try to logically defend institutionalized racism #BLM

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@ImScaredOfLemon @lovelyylarrie Nope, straight up every morning in elementary school. Our school had someone use the PA speakers to recite it in all classes at once. You stand, hand on your heart, and say those words. I though it was weird then too

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

God damnit, who needs to praise themselves THIS much?! Especially with so much pain and confusion and frustration going on right now. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Really Big Jobs Report. Great going President Trump (kidding but true)!

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@HouseGOP This tweet is like Brock Turner being upset at Bill Cosby for using substances to help him get higher numbers

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

This is the kind of message I truly appreciate from other white people. Acknowledge your faults, your privilege, your shortcomings, and make yourself available and willing to learn from your friends and neighbors of color. Now isn't our turn to talk, we need to listen

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@AOC I believe you'll love the @iamjohnoliver piece of this from @LastWeekTonight - very well done https://t.co/wfCW6wTJUW

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

The fact that the conversation has already migrated past #GeorgeFloyd and onto property damage from looting is part of the problem. If they’d arrested those 4 officers for murder when it happened, none of this would be. We’re failing our black brothers and sisters

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@MichaelRapaport Sitting behind the scenes watching our own government and police force do their work for them

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@AmerIndependent He politicized his own faith when he A: Became President, and B: tear gassed protesters to take a picture with his bible. Sorry, you don't get to act indignant over that one

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Protestors arrested: 4,400+

Not arrested: 3 of the 4 officers involved in George Floyd's death.

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

May 1.
June 1.

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Now seems like a good time to re-share this story about police accountability, 'bad apples', and what they do to a barrel.

https://t.co/39pXtXHTMS

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@WhitneyCummings I dunno, #TigerKing wasn't so bad either

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@FLOTUS Well, no one seems to listen or care when protests are done peacefully, and people like @Kaepernick7 tried bringing attention to this very issue, and instead of being heard he lost his career. So what YOU want isn't protesting, you were hoping for more thoughts and prayers

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

Just in case it was still unclear to anyone (such as my fellow American white people): This #GeorgeFloyd happening is exactly WHY players like Kaepernick were kneeling. They're used to a different America than us, and they've been trying to tell us for years. It's time to listen

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

After saying Hong Kong a gazillion times in the Rose Garden, trump left without taking questions.

NOT ONE WORD about Minneapolis. He is a coward, afraid to lead.

He will NEVER be My President.

[Jesse Sucks @jessesucks]

@SeaPodcasters I could help with hardware. I'm a video production / live streaming / live audio production professional who also does podcasting, and would be happy to help with that side of things