Jess Ewing

Pipe down, Chachi.

[Fantasy Life @MBFantasyLife]

Garrett Wilson and Kenyon Sadiq are wide open!

Geno Smith:

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This is pure love for the game because this is a foul ball at a Rockies game.

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

The Mets play today

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

[bg @BirdGang4L]

SB59 Recap😂 #FlyEaglesFly

[Sam Stafford (Wilson) @SamStafff]

Saquon Barkley saw the Eagles ball boy in the crowd and pulled him over the fence to join them in the parade.

Every time you think he can’t be any better, he shows you he can.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Taken just moments before disaster ☠️

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Putting a Ring On It 💍

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

There is no place in the world like the city of Philadelphia

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Watching the Eagles run it up on the Chiefs after a full year of bull shit wins

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

JALEN HURTS GOING TO DISNEY WORLD VIDEO INJECT THIS IN MY VEINS https://t.co/m9aRzkPHmj

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How U.S. interstate highways are numbered

[🎞️ Geoglobetales]

[Eliot Shorr-Parks @EliotShorrParks]

This video of Nick Sirianni celebrating Cooper DeJean’s pick-six is amazing