BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
Oh cool England used the Beatles to announce their World Cup squad and everyone is really impressed but when Jelly Roll and Bert Kreischer and the third baseman for the Savannah Bananas announce the US team we’ll see who everyone thinks is better