jess ferris

Hail to Pitt.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

I have many thoughts about @BenSPLATT and The Politician but tonight - thank you for giving me confidence to rock the mock turtleneck and blazer.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

Sometimes I worry I accidentally sped up to 1 1/2x while listening to @PodSaveAmerica but no, that’s just how fast words come out of @jonlovett.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Oh my god this is close. I’m screaming at the TV like Josh Fucking Lyman.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

Thanks @danpfeiffer for asking what we will do about sexual misconduct that happens everywhere, not just near famous men @PodSaveAmerica

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Where you lead, I will follow... https://t.co/pAjeKGwNii

[jess ferris @jessferris]

Real talk: how does Jon Snow keep his hair back? Do they have elastic in Westeros? #GOTnerdcaps #nothingmakessensethisseason

[jess ferris @jessferris]

Why are the #grammys so confusing? A performance turns into an introduction turns into an award for a category I don't understand.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

What genius at @WXXINews is playing Backstreet Boys and Britney in the background? Let's be friends.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."

So must we all.

https://t.co/JXROGHPNkH

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I stand with the people gathered across the country tonight defending our values & our Constitution. This is not who we are.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

Pitt>Clemson. Clemson>Alabama. Pitt>Alabama. That's a thing, right? #h2p

[Pitt Problems @PittProblems]

Transitive Property #H2P

[Pat Narduzzi @CoachDuzzPittFB]

What a TEAM win!!! Our players made plays all day!! So proud! Love these guys!!! Turn on the Victory Lights!! #H2P

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Breathe.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

I want to hug the person who invented parchment paper.

[jess ferris @jessferris]

Explaining to a 5 year old that your bike is in your bedroom because you don't have a garage is harder than I thought. #auntproblems

[jess ferris @jessferris]

A young guy on TV just used the words "convalescent home". What year is it?

[jess ferris @jessferris]

"Let us not take this planet for granted." #LeonardoDiCaprio #climatechange