Jess

28. Vet tech. Scorpio. Beer lover. 🐱🐶🐾🍺🍁🍕🌞

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

I’m still in another time zone and it feels like it’s 9pm. Fuck 🙄

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

@VegasucraM I ❤️ black cats!

[LUDAchris469 @ConyeWest469]

@jessgr0ss 😂

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

He's a jerk and I'm never texting him again… until he texts me.

[Always Sunny @ItsAlwaysSunnyQ]

"What is this word, spa? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?" -Charlie

[Pawdecki @pawdeckisays]

The real proof God doesn’t exist is that he took Bob Ross and not Trump.

[G @BorboaGrant]

So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...

[Always Sunny @ItsAlwaysSunnyQ]

Frank: "This is depressing. Want to go get sweaty in the bathroom?"
Artemis: "You know it."

[Ashley Schmidt @xo_ashleyyy_xo]

You're not alone. You're never alone. Please, ask for help. With anything. Anytime. You're worth it. I promise.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Deal. Hey @MikeTrout you want in on this? I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I like your hair. These are all the things we can talk about and more. See you in 2020!

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

I hate when you’re genuinely concerned about someone but don’t want to overstep your bounds 😑☹️

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

@ConyeWest469 I know right. This past year has just been ridiculous all I can do is just laugh at this point lol.

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

Here’s my year in emoji: 😂#HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Your shrine honors me. My heart is filled with love and garbage.Tomorrow, as you may know, is my name day. Do something that makes you feel good. Above all be kind to each other. Pick up trash, recycle, and be aware of plastics in the ocean. https://t.co/UER6uZY886

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

Alright, this single life stuff is getting old.... a girl just needs some lovin’

[Jess @jessgr0ss]

Me: "yeah I will be ready at 1"
Me now at 1: sitting here with a bralette on, jeans, socks, wet hair and no makeup.

Doing great.

[Always Sunny @ItsAlwaysSunnyQ]

Charlie: "Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talking my language. I know this game."