JESSIE.

It's probably 1AM, and I'm definitely mad about something.

[JESSIE. @jessheey]

@thedinisf If I ever see Anthony or Vivik in the streets I’m sending my foot up their ass xoxo

[green 🔆 @beardsleyblessd]

“I wanna challenge you guys to voice your feelings about when I commit genocide and ethnic cleansing and target civilians & journalists and turn off water & electricity and commit countless other war crimes, and I want you to do it without resorting to raising your voice.”

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Sen. Mitch McConnell will receive the best health care money can buy.

The same can't be said for the millions of elderly citizens his age who don't have the affordable health care they need because Sen. McConnell spent his entire career working to block it.

[JESSIE. @jessheey]

@saraweishar @devonryan_ I am ready to ascend

[JESSIE. @jessheey]

Wow he really talks like he's gargling on a ballsack 🧐🧐

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

No this is so embarrassing lmfaooo

[Reductress @Reductress]

Phew! This Woman Was Jealous of Someone’s Career but Remembered They're Six Weeks Older Than Her: https://t.co/g0MH55GYVA

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

every day i wake up and want to pick up a beautiful fat pigeon with my two hands

[Dejon. | Professional Ponk @DejonNoMustard]

So none of these Museums have security? Catwoman would be EATING

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove would absolutely CLEAN HOUSE as a Love Island contestant.

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

He likes to skate

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Road safety cat has appeared. Retweet for 13 minutes of road safety.)

[Brigitte Bardon't @KristelJax]

godspeed on your mission ms. frizzle

[Haley Dasovich @haleydaso]

Companies hiring social media managers and expecting them to do photography, videography, graphic design, copywriting, brand strategy, monitor metrics, host YouTube, make tiktok dances. The work of an entire marketing team, w/little to no pay

[Tall Eddy, MD @TallDoctorEddy]

How the US is handling COVID

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kenzy ☆ @shctrack4]

unhinged elmo is my new favorite genre

[pete @shipmanism]

this is my favorite Elmo clip actually I think