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[martha @mxmsworld]

On top of all crises we have this

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[Cosmic @DocCosmic98]

I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.

[vinnie .𖥔 ݁ ˖˚. ᵎᵎ @sioseul]

don’t understand why asian people got the stinky food stereotype because my white coworkers lunches smell like they boiling missing people

[marissa ʚïɞ @capifairy]

these going down in the history books im genuinely scared rn

[Tee𓆉°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @Mingoobies]

Showed this to my mum and she smiled bares

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

no no no no no no no no fuck no no fuck please no fuck please no please don't let it be true please no no fuck no no no no no no

[rhi @loonaeves]

just got a rejection email for a VOLUNTEER position

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

The father would have full custody ❤️

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I was extremely unprepared for what this fella decides to do at the end of this video lmfao

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

When people tell me about plastic surgeries they’re contemplating I feel like a suicide hotline operator. So distressing

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home

[hemera 🇵🇸 @heemeeraa]

A PUBLISHED BOOK!!!!

[Lisa @lisakhat_]

For a Netflix reality dating show maybe

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

How it feels when the whole group chat starts arguing and one dude starts messaging you seperately

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[Chris @citehchris]

sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today