Jessica Bowgren

ilstu ‘21 | Agribusiness & Agronomy Management | Probably tweeting about Pierce

[Jessica Bowgren @jessica_bowgren]

If you don’t love Dwight Schrute...

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Devastated
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How I imagine Pierce dancing at our reception some day

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Do you ever have to go to your car for a quick cry during work? Just me? Ok.

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Toxic trait: wanting to host holidays at my house but then getting stressed out when they’re actually here 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Setting up my own phone plan is scarier than setting up my benefits at work.

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I feel like it’s suspicious that I keep liking baby clothes pages on Facebook but it’s really b/c every gal pal I know is popping one out

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@kybaldridge14 Absolutely

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so ✨overstimulated✨ I am ready to throw a full on toddler tantrum… flailing appendages and all.

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suspicions confirmed

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I want to shower but my momma taught me not to shower during thunderstorms.

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Expiration dates are not real and you will not change my mind.

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Pierce can bother me while I work anytime as long as he keeps bringing coffee for me.

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Poor Amazon guy just didn’t want to risk it with these ferocious beasts.

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Just got done watching Our Father on Netflix. Excuse me while I go puke and try to diffuse my rage.

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The only person I want to talk to before 7am is the gal taking my coffee order

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Back to tweeting about nonsense. First things first - how is Pierce 61% Irish but has olive skin and tans like he just came back from Greece??

[Grainland Farmers @GLFarmers]

Congrats to @BachmanPierce on winning the first RFA harvest dinner! Don’t forget you must enter each week at https://t.co/lP3sz0QtIT for a chance to win! #RFAHarvestDinner #Harvest21 #RoanokeFarmers

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I either want coffee 6x a day or I want wine. There is no inbetween.

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Not only did Pierce go snowmobiling without me... he took MY sled 🙄

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Blaring Flirtin’ with Disaster as I’m driving too fast down the probably icy road.

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The best jokes my family can come up with are ones revolved around my anxiety hahaha good one guys you got me good.