Je$sica Benner

Paper cut survivor. Roughly half of @BFFTVontheRadio.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I'm voting for Biden's VP to make sure what's going on doesn't happen.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Giving someone a tour of a company I don't work at and describing every single employee as "our lion tamer"

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

This sounds dumb now, so halfway through the Autumn Olympics I'll surely find myself crying over some 15-year-old Bulgarian phenom in women's pumpkin-carving.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

There should be an Autumn Olympics where the events are like, picking out a sweater and pointing out vibrant foliage.

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

Excuse me but this is nineties-relic tapas bar erasure.

[Chronicle Food @SFChronicleFood]

One of the Bay Area's few Spanish restaurants is closing https://t.co/IlFD9EM4mv

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

Funny, I used to drive a '91 Dipshit Sonata.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I keep misremembering the title of JD Vance's book as "Dipshit Sonata."

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

Say what you will about enshittification, the rot economy, etc., but I was just trying to remember Terry Richardson's name and googling "creep photographer" got the job done.

[Django Gold @django]

now is the time for Democrats to talk about decency in politics for four straight months, then lose the election

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

We need to unite as a country now more than ever

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

How funny would it be if, after goading Trump into running in 2016 with a joke Lovett wrote for Obama's WHCA speech, the Pod Save boys were responsible for Trump winning in 2024 because Biden stayed in the race out of spite?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Biden is starting to sound a lot like Trump.

https://t.co/0WAveluEaH

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Biden so rattled by his debate performance that aides had to show him fresh footage of destroyed Gaza schools to help him get to sleep afterwards.

[Leah and Jessica @BFFTVontheRadio]

Tomorrow we’re talking about the wonderful S5 of Fargo, which as far as we know is a standalone piece of art that has no prior references we’re sure to have missed. Join us on @BFFdotFM tomorrow at 10 for talk about Jon Hamm’s nipples.

[Leah and Jessica @BFFTVontheRadio]

Is The Curse about trauma or am I just traumatized by having watched it? Tune in tomorrow to join our chat about Nathan Fielder's latest assault on our emotional well-being. Sunday, 10am PT, https://t.co/8mY3OUd6ew.

[Leah and Jessica @BFFTVontheRadio]

It's a new year but we're still stomping around in familiar territory: men killing their wives, cops being bad at their jobs and true crime shows having long-ass subtitles. We're talking Max's Murder in Boston: Roots, Rampage & Reckoning, Sunday, 10am PT, https://t.co/8mY3OUd6ew

[Leah and Jessica @BFFTVontheRadio]

Fire up your hot rollers AND your Bunsen burner, because this week we're talking LADIES who do SCIENCE. Tune in to join our chat about @AppleTV's Lessons in Chemistry, this Sunday at 10am PT on https://t.co/8mY3OUd6ew.

[Leah and Jessica @BFFTVontheRadio]

Four cops in different time periods try to get to the bottom of why this one naked guy keeps dropping out of the sky. Also everyone in the future has crazy bangs. Join us for the biggest red-string situation of 2023! Talking Netflix’s Bodies: Sunday 10am, https://t.co/8mY3OUd6ew.

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

“It will cover periods before, during and after the tragedy” sounds like a freshman term paper I would have pitched at office hours when I’d spent the entire semester watching 90210 reruns and had no idea what the class was about.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A feature film based on the Titan submersible incident is in the works.

It will will cover periods before, during, and after the five-day tragedy.

https://t.co/onPvvBDNAd

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

would you ask a man to give up his senate seat just because he died

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Giannas custom nails eat your heart out boys

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

@40goingon28 I’m learning so much from this feature. Ian McKellan’s release date! Sarah Ferguson’s wife! Al Roker’s sad news about daughter!

[Je$sica Benner @jessicabenner]

@ingerhogstrom @40goingon28 That must be what "doing extremely well" refers to.