Jessica Kingman Maloney

Social Strategy @mckinney. Otherwise thinking about books, music, and Bravo.

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@aishamadeit if you don’t take me out back and shoot me you’re a bad friend

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

Kristi Noem is a ghoul.

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

hey fuckers

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@Spotify i am begging, pleading, praying for you to stop putting clairo on my goddamn playlists. PLEASE.

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@cvspharmacy do y'all hate your employees? every single store i've been to has been severely understaffed and your employees are fighting for their lives. help them!!!

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

I said this as a throwaway joke to an obnoxious woman at a wedding in Cincinnati and she got so mad I truly had no choice but to double down.

[Dawn B. Vaughan @dawnbvaughan]

Gov. Cooper during a Politico interview at DNC, mentioned Ohio and then a quick aside about it: "not first in flight." #ncpol

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@maggie_boulton i am separating you two.

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@montpetweets CORRECT

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@aishamadeit I found out a person I don’t like worked on this making my envy exponentially worse

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@aishamadeit @AlexDrawsLettrs @Muscles__McGee oh I don’t text you gossip and this is my karma GOT IT

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@aishamadeit oh fuck

[Dan @dannah__montana]

did y’all get this too

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@Miss_MEW_ Meghan.

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@aishamadeit Myla is the moment

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@kaitlinmaud I can only take so much!!!

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

At what point does each Twitter + Twitter competitor platform devolve enough to where I can start commenting “shut up” under every Thought Leadership bro’s “thread” without losing my job?

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@DKylerP Happy birthday! Didn’t realize you were already 78!!!

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@adage I hope she gets some much needed peace and rest, and comes back with even more passion and vigor. The rest of y’all are dumb. Real dumb.

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@unhatched I am Milton

[Jessica Kingman Maloney @jessicakingman]

@queensofbravo @Miss_MEW_ me slacking you at 8:23 tomorrow morning