Jessica Lauren

was once described as "ambitious, but cool"

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@sofieschreibs The pacifier in the pocket is summer’s hottest accessory

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

And to message me directly when I don’t participate saying “I know he would want me to reach out”

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Hey qq, is it legal for the VP of my company (and the closest person we have to HR) to require us all to submit “what we love about working with [the CEO]”

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

For the three of you this is relevant to, Andrew brought out Dr J at the jack’s concert last night

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@sofieschreibs A lot of times the designers pay the ticket price, and invite the celebs they want seen wearing their pieces!

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

we’re so back

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

society is collapsing, but at least there’s still puppy bowl

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

If astrology isn’t real, why was there a major Outlook outage on the first day of mercury retrograde

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@SJ_Galvez Thank you for your service 🫡

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

This is great news for us Pisces

[Rahul Kothari @rahkothari]

Huge day for astrology accounts who don’t have to split up the signs into two posts anymore

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@emmyweis Piper was ur first born tbh

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Screaming, crying, etc., etc.

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Who dares me to reply all

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Just got a spam email where they forgot to bcc everyone, there are over 300 random Jessica’s on this email

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Whenever I use chatgpt for something, I end it with "thanks bestie"... just in case

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Treated myself to a massage to help with work anxiety, only to emerge from the spa and check my phone to find a myriad of new work bullshit… on a Saturday

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

Lana’s the antler queen

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lana Del Rey at the #MetGala.

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@emmyweis he has a grand total of maybe four brain cells at this point, sry he’s not a so called free thinker yet

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@emmyweis Is this the first time in history a stranger actually wanted to hear a crying baby in public???? HUH

[Jessica Lauren @jessicalaur]

@carawhatever