All this time I thought I hated country music. Turns out I’ve just been listening to the wrong country music.
Enjoying this immensely today: https://t.co/mOAk6jEodF
I heard some of my staff were preparing to leak this to the media. In the interest of full transparency, I am releasing it today.
Here's my audition tape for Jason Kenney’s Hot Boy Summer: The Musical.
@stephenpeasley The day will come when you change the sheets and find a huge yellow stain on the mattress. And you will think back to that day and wonder, “what else are they lying about?” 👀
Hey @WestJet what’s up with cancelling our flight to YYC at 18:15, bumping us to a 16:00 flight (causing us to change all our plans), and then bump it BACK to 18:15 with zero communication, forcing us to waste time unnecessarily while re-working all our plans again? Not cool
holy fucking shit, vaccine mandates are causing teachers who don't believe in science to quit, nurses who don't believe in medicine to quit, and cops who don't believe in public safety to quit. I'm failing to see the downside to this
Criticizing people for supporting Donald Trump is how we got Donald Trump, according to people who supported Donald Trump and dislike being criticized. https://t.co/e6tRtmUuMc
@Xenofawn Weirdly, I had a dream about you the night before I saw your tweet! It was a fun dream - we were eating birthday cake and having fun in downtown Toronto.