Jess Lindal

burgeoning curmudgeon. complaints are my own.

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@Xenofawn Congratulations!! That’s awesome. Hope you are well :)

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

PSA: this is why you plan your route and don’t drive oversized trucks into tiny alleys…(illegal parking doesn’t help either)

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

All this time I thought I hated country music. Turns out I’ve just been listening to the wrong country music.
Enjoying this immensely today: https://t.co/mOAk6jEodF

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@stephenpeasley !

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

I heard some of my staff were preparing to leak this to the media. In the interest of full transparency, I am releasing it today.

Here's my audition tape for Jason Kenney’s Hot Boy Summer: The Musical.

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

Until seeing Yellowjackets that is

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

Late to the party but Gregory Hirsch is the most compelling character on any show I’ve seen in a long time.

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@stephenpeasley The day will come when you change the sheets and find a huge yellow stain on the mattress. And you will think back to that day and wonder, “what else are they lying about?” 👀

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@WestJet Sure I'll send that message. Your CFO was on our flight and told us we'd all be contacted but crickets so far.

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

Hey @WestJet what’s up with cancelling our flight to YYC at 18:15, bumping us to a 16:00 flight (causing us to change all our plans), and then bump it BACK to 18:15 with zero communication, forcing us to waste time unnecessarily while re-working all our plans again? Not cool

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

How come it's always "if you can't pay your bills, get a better job" but never "if you can't find workers, pay a better salary"

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, vaccine mandates are causing teachers who don't believe in science to quit, nurses who don't believe in medicine to quit, and cops who don't believe in public safety to quit. I'm failing to see the downside to this

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

Do you ever randomly open files on old USB sticks? Try it. Talk about a treasure trove of the past.

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

Can’t we all just love each other like Olympic skateboarders do?

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

Good advice, truly.

[Slate @Slate]

Criticizing people for supporting Donald Trump is how we got Donald Trump, according to people who supported Donald Trump and dislike being criticized. https://t.co/e6tRtmUuMc

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@stephenpeasley I feel like this is personal

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@Xenofawn Weirdly, I had a dream about you the night before I saw your tweet! It was a fun dream - we were eating birthday cake and having fun in downtown Toronto.

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@Xenofawn Thinking of you. Hope your dad recovers well!

[Jess Lindal @jessicalindal]

@BoredGamesJames Cross country skiing: still have views but much safer & MUCH cheaper!

[Scott Dellinger the 4th @scottdellinger]

Wow. This is a local #Calgary business owner. @wopizza, you have forever lost any of my business. #yyc