Jess👾

i miss twitter

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@Glutelord idk what I was expecting tbh

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

UPDATE: they did

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

Watch Truist charge me fees while I don’t even have access to my account during this merger starting tomorrow

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@netflix Surprised anyone at home even knows who won

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

So glad @Andy & @andersoncooper are taking shots again this year 🤣🎉💥🪩 #NYE2023 #CNN #BallDrop

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@Turner101H kids are on twitter now 🤦🏼‍♀️ Millennials can’t have anything nice I swear

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

This is legit

[Sam Poyan @sam_poyan]

20 free websites that feel illegal to know about:

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@AntsyButterfly I did. Every time, obviously.

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@happywithjobs Lol yes

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@reallymilly These dudes genuinely scare me

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@reallymilly More than I do 🙄

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@DreezyInco @LilTravi2 @miacsosa Awww are u having a bad day?

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

I super appreciate the ones at Taco Bell who don’t skimp on the taco fillings, y’all are the real MVPs today 👏🏻👏🏻

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

If wishes were fishes we’d all cast nets

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love the direction men’s clothing is going in (very short shorts) but I argue it can and should be sluttier

[Milly Baine @reallymilly]

SOS PLZ HELP. My friend @BobbyUshman found this pup with a broken leg. He took him to the emergency vet. So far the bill is $500. If you can help with the bill at all, please Venmo Bobby at Bobby-Ushman.

[Ellise @httpxellise]

“disappointed but not surprised” has been my biggest mood this year.

[A M A R I @AmariSUNX]

Taurus would say they don’t care while sharpening their horns.

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

✨manifesting✨

[MARI THE MESSENGER ™️🎙️ @marisaidit_]

Aries | Taurus | Leo | Capricorn | Cancer | Scorpio 💰

Soon you’re about to make the most amount of money you’ve EVER made. You’re elevating to new heights beyond as high as you thought you could go. The glass ceiling is now broken. Your next season will be your BEST season yet.

[Jess👾 @jessicalovesyoo]

@EastsideAphrod1 @NoContextBrits Yup