jessica summer

This is the only place I can rant whenever I want. Instagram: __jessicasummer__

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

@baddanadanabad same thing.

[Nthabank @nthabank]

Date someone who doesn’t think you complaining when you’re trying to teach them your love language.

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

@mconover22 💯

[Y O T T I @realqueeend_]

Don’t spend another year doing the same shit .

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two men and wounded another, was found not guilty of intentional homicide and four other felony charges in a deeply divisive case that fed a national debate over vigilantism, gun rights and the definition of self-defense. https://t.co/5MDh8OyguO

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

.@TheReidOut Blog: The jury’s decision in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial was a dangerous endorsement of a violent vision. https://t.co/1dnswp4Nll

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

what the actual white supremacy is this

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

When did they start doing this?

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is not an episode of Saturday Night Live

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

@dawnybug1967 he looks elated

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

“one time I got in line for a funeral and just put my flashers on at the end” -@johnnybuj9

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

@johnnybuj9

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk why there’s such a pervasive belief that you shouldn’t have sex on the first date when every successful couple I know is like “yeah we boned down the first night we met, he slept over and just never left. now we’ve been married for 22 years”

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

A fun part of living with my bf is I can NEVER expect to find anything where I left it!! :) :) It’s like hide and seek but with my own stuff:) Need my yoga mat? Nope- shoved in the closet somewhere! My keys??? Probably in a drawer that I don’t ever open! Love this game!

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

@jessicasummer62 oh look it’s myself 🙄

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

🍂 Your first @ has to take you on a #FirstDayOfFall coffee date.🍂

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my mom only remembers my childhood friends based on the perceived slights they committed against her 15 years ago. I’ll mention a name and she’ll just be like “ah yes, the one with the MUDDY SHOES.”

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

wow why is he doing this

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

a friend of mine was like “being 27 is weird because it means you’re not a kid but you’re also not quite an adult” and it’s like, actually dude, being 27 means you’re FOR SURE an adult

[Racial Nichols @Suite_Tea]

My boss: "May I ask what you're using your PTO for?"

Me: "No. I'll see you when I get back."

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

“what?? we could save money”

[jessica summer @jessicasummer62]

john just asked me if I think my “titty milk would make a good coffee creamer”