Kyle

I've got some funny tweets sometimes. views and opinions are my own.

[Kyle @kyler413]

Just saw a cicada on his way to the Cincinnati Zoo. I asked what he was looking forward to seeing the most. He said he couldn’t wait to see his favorite silverback gorilla, Harambe. The conversation that came after wasn’t a pleasant one.

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering free LASIK to @WNBA refs…

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

GOOD MORNING

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO REMEMBER THAT PARAGUAY HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

IT’S NOT FOOTBALL IT’S SOCCER

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[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

It’s sick to see how many Europeans came over here to actually enjoy US culture. Saw a guy look at a Bucee’s gas station the same way I’d look at Stonehenge

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer.
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[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

“He gets out of jail next week”

[Kyle @kyler413]

I wonder if that’s the play Stephanie White drew up vs the Mystics 🤔 cuz I can see why Sophie and Caitlin made the change…. Yikes. #Fever

[Hunter Price @CoachHPrice]

What I’ve learned from playing a hundred hours of 82-0

- Moses Malone was a beast
- Isaiah Thomas (DET)…not amazing stats for your lore
- How did Steve Nash only score 17 ppg and 10 agp in a decade with 2 MVPs?
- George Gavin must’ve been a walking bucket
- Bernard King was the best player for like 3 different franchises
- Charles Barkley, sorry for not respecting your game
- Indiana has zero players in their franchise history with amazing stats

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Blink-182

[Dante Turo @DanteOnDeck]

The Spurs blew a 29 point lead in the Finals and fans are blaming WWE and Danhausen. I love wrestling.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Faber @dfaber84]

Europeans after discovering Waffle House, BBQ, Military Flyovers and Pickup Trucks.

[Chris Danger @thechrisdenker]

I read this in JR’s voice

[Jim, James, Jimothy @HalBateman4]

If Breanna Stewart went to Iowa, she would have 0 national championships.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

CAITLIN CLARK GAME WINNER. OH MY.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Mick @DBGyt_]

The Fever are Kelsey Mitchell's team and that's okay...

Build around Kelsey & stop ruining the career of another player because you're scared of losing ticket sales...

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Has anyone thought about how powerful Danhausen is yet today?

KNICKSHAUSEN

[The Legacy of Nerd @thelegacyofnerd]

3 of the Main Cast Members of Buffy The Vampire Slayer have passed away in the last year

• Michelle Trachtenberg who played Dawn Summers passed away at the age of 39 on February 26, 2025

• Nicholas Brendon who played Xander Harris passed away at the age of 54 on March 20, 2026

• Anthony Head who played Rupert Giles passed away at the age of 72 on June 5, 2026