Jessica Carson

procrastinator. letter writer. tv addict.

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@EJ1419 He was so awkward! 😂😂😂

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@jacktheworm jelly shoes 4lyfe! But as a nurse, I can't help but love crocs! They save my feet! I'm so ashamed!

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@Andy @CountessLuann @BarbarasWay Barbara, have you redecorated your home since filming the show?

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@CSakiadis 🤣🤣🤣

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@AETV I was so disappointed watching Abner. He let race and hate but primarily power overcome him, where was his god then, he turned his back on Him so he could hit a boy who is biracial. If he doesnt get kicked off or resigns im not sure i can watch this show anymore.

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@AliandAniThomp @Elisa57 👏👏👏

[Ryan Dutt @RDutt24]

I’m gonna miss Farmer George Clooney when @portlandia ends.

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

I wouldn't put it past April to call the authorities on her "sister wives" She couldnt care less what happens to them. #SeekingSisterWife

[Cindy @BigBBfan1]

I feel like Ashley thinks she has to be OK with what Dimitri did because of the whole sister wife mentality, but ... this isn't alright. He totally just screwed some chick and masked it with "I was doing some in depth research on a potential new wife" #SeekingSisterWife

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

Just found a subset of the internet that makes crochet @RickandMorty characters. I've found my people!

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Who else can't dill with how much they love Linda? 👑 #BobsBurgers

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

Life hack! I keep these in the fridge then stick them in my ears when I get a fever 🤒 Instant… https://t.co/yTGwWU9dCb

[Clean My Space @CleanMySpace]

Cats are actually liquid.

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@SalVulcano And lucky charm marshmallows are underrated.

[Impractical Jokers @JokersTBS]

Nice outfit @BQQuinn. How would you describe it? #ImpracticalJokers

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

You're on your phone too much when you try to double tap a picture from a magazine. @UncommonGoods

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@padilla_jayme @capthlr @Kate_Chastain @NicoScholly93 @ChefMattBurns1 @capthlr I was waiting to see when he'd pull out a pocket knife

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

ALRIIIIGHT! Who's ready for an all-new #BobsBurgers TOMORROW at 7:30/6:30c? 🙋

[Jessica Carson @jessicatcarson]

@jonathanHFTX Omg, he's turning into your mom! There's worse things, he could be like me. 😛