Jessica

Nurse 🩺

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@Samuellandey Sorry i only have AAA

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@Quaker I have had at least one bowl of Life Original every day for the past 11 years. It’s my all-time favorite food

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@VIZIO Ever since I updated my smartcast Saturday my smartcast doesn’t work!

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@Quaker I have had Life Original for breakfast every day since 7th grade (10 years). All time favorite food.

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Ted Lasso is the best show on television…but Nate sucks.

Source: Trent Crimm, The Independent

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The moment Suni Lee learned she'd won Olympic gold 🥇❤️

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Serious question:

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I really need to stop testing to see if the stove is hot by putting my whole hand on it

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Update: I had a mozzarella stick

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I’d just like a mozzarella stick

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@WeakSamantha Hahahahahahahah

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It’s Ham-il-time for HAMILTON

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32 🙄

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@Wallace_Alex_ Tom nook reminds me

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@WeakSamantha @WeakSamantha id like you to notice how I SCANNED this photo onto the computer in order to tweet it rather than just taking a picture of it

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@WeakSamantha happy #nationalsiblingday to you too loser.

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I just got fired from Uber

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@meghan_knorp Don’t you mean “that time I decided to accessorize with a Fedora”