Jessica Hales

I like dogs with smushed faces and long walks down the wine aisle.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[trash jones @jzux]

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth

[Jessica Hales @jessihales]

@CFrar11 @WasteManagement No milk cartons? That’s a new one.

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This Brandon fellow sure is racking up accomplishments

[Jessica Hales @jessihales]

The political drama in America right now is like a real life trashy reality tv show and, let me tell you, I AM HERE FOR IT. #MerrickGarland has some major BDE and (most of) America loves to see it.

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

GOP: Unseal the warrant!!

DOJ: k

GOP: wait no

[Jessica Hales @jessihales]

Why do I feel like I earn a snack after every meeting? Who do I think I am? #RemoteWork

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

This video perfectly captures how I feel.

The world is literally on fire and we just have to keep living and working ????

[faye ✴︎⋆.° @bottmleftburner]

do you guys remember those d.e.a.r (drop everything and read) days in elementary school where you’d come in your pajamas and bring a pillow and all the tables would be pushed against the walls and you’d just read basically the entire school day? i wanna host a party like that

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Impeach the justices for lying under oath.

#RoeOverturned #RoeVsWade

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

This. All of this. Every word.
#RoeVsWade

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Make no mistake, the GOP just lost the American suburbs for a generation.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you believe the government has the right to regulate my uterus but not your gun, you are an idiot and an asshole.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?