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[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

David Tennant David Landlord

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i’m witnessing a man swing dancing with untied shoe laces; pure chaos

[National Bail Fund Network @bailfundnetwork]

Saturday THREAD - So much solidarity from coast to coast! This is an updated thread on bail funds supporting people arrested for demanding justice for George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, & all victims of police violence. 1/
#FreeThemAll

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@NandiKayyy Cut em out like the fibrous tumors that they are.

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I’m aware there’s so much terrible stuff going on today. But in the spirit of my escapist mechanisms that can’t actually escape: Why does Jodie Whittaker’s sonic screwdriver look like a smooth handled silicon vibrator??? I’m already worried about this.

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Told my friend today the goings-on of my recent dating experience and he reminded me, “There are plenty of fish in the sea!” to which I replied, “Ain’t no fresh fish! Only cans of tuna!” #notsponsored

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Love being at a show where there’s a lot of feedback and the musicians keep touching their inner ears and the sound guy is reading Espn highlights on his phone :)

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This morning I had a dream someone tried to murder me by clubbing me in the back of the head in front of my mother. As the room began to fade and my lungs felt heavy, the killer dragged me away to another room in a very swift and scary move. #howiwokeuptoday ! ☺️

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My mom is visiting me in New York. She slept through a musical, a cruise tour, and a concert. Most expensive nap ever.

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Just saw a man with a yoga mat that he folded up and stuffed in a totebag. Questioning everything I’ve ever known now.

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I need a big, goofy, lovable dog in my life.

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If I was born to sweat this much, why am I not just a liquid? #nychumidity #summernyc #existentialism

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They say fire burns brightest in white...much like this white hell of a bar I’m standing at in NY’s Lower East Side.

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When someone farts in front of you on the train and you smell their shame, they look at you unapologetically and you look away, having experienced something far too intimate with a stranger.

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NYC: the subway, where anxious people mentally tut-tut the MTA while tapping their feet and frowning while the train is stalled underground somewhere there’s no cell phone service and everyone is late.

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Back to the States Blues.

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Thank you beautiful mustacio’d man for the hope you bring in the queue that is the JFK Norwegian airlines fuckery.

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All I want is for my happiness to align with someone else’s happiness.

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#IHOb, you made a grave error in judgement. #hindsightis2020 #breakfastgate