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[jess @jessilowrie]

@sydbutera 😩 miss you too

[jess @jessilowrie]

@HoneyMaidSnacks please make graham cracker scoops

[jess @jessilowrie]

@teencardella have you tried a plant yet because the amount of plants i’ve killed makes me realize i am not ready for a pet

[jess @jessilowrie]

accidentally brought a quart of sangria with me to work because it was in my lunch bag... so happy monday

[jess @jessilowrie]

@jazlynicolee get one that looks the same as the one you have and then maybe he won’t notice they are different

[jess @jessilowrie]

my sweater was on inside out but i noticed within 20 minutes of being at work so i’d call that a win

[jess @jessilowrie]

getting old is so fun, every time i throw up now(bad case of the wine flu this morning) i burst blood vessels around my eyes

[jess @jessilowrie]

i have just discovered the worst thing about putting on an already used mask, this one smells like tequila and i am really questioning all of my life choices right now

[jess @jessilowrie]

just looked at the time thinking ive been at work for at least an hour... it’s been 20 minutes

[jess @jessilowrie]

it’s been eleven years since i’ve gotten my braces off and i still need to wear my retainer every night. braces are a scam

[jess @jessilowrie]

i should be shotgunning beers tailgating for the home opener today, not sitting in my office pretending to work

[jess @jessilowrie]

if someone could explain to me why half the women’s restrooms at the casino are on the left and the other half are on the right i would appreciate it. i don’t understand why they aren’t consistent

[jess @jessilowrie]

if the rest of the week goes how the past 24 minutes have gone i legitimately will not make it

[jess @jessilowrie]

i haven’t been this excited for something in years so if jacks doesn’t open sunday i will spiral into a deep dark depression and will need all of the support possible

[jess @jessilowrie]

i am feeling below average today

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

meant to be.

[jess @jessilowrie]

@JacksBarPgh should i request off april 5?? will you be open?!

[jess @jessilowrie]

still can’t get over that the receptionist at the doctors office today told me “keep that pen or throw it away just don’t give it back to me”

[jess @jessilowrie]

i am going to blame daylight savings on why i am late for work for the next month