jessisawyer

I like ponies. I make jewelry. Foodie. Dressage. art. sculpture. installations.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Well, @Delta , this is disgusting.

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

What do we want?
Peer-reviewed Science
When do we want it?
Yesterday, please!

[Daniel Schneider @BiologistDan]

Yesterday, @BadlandsNPS was censored for tweeting about #ClimateChange. RT to keep #Science facts alive. #ThankYouTrump for nothing.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

@delta the number listed on your website is disconnected and I haven't received a single email or text about my flight cancellation today.

[Jennifer #GISH @WakeyWakeyEandB]

@BAS_News Save the Penguins! https://t.co/YEvt0768v1 #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #Singularity.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Watch this great video to learn the signs of a stroke. It could save a life. https://t.co/RG81gV4mWA … #WeThinkFast #NinjaOtters

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Whose brilliant idea was it to settle this godforsaken oven

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

These pancakes look like chocolate cake but I know that is a dirty lie. #somuchprotein

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Recently I realized that adulthood is at least 90% pretending you know what you're doing.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Help make it happen for 'Metalsmithing & Jewelry Education' https://t.co/WSOjHldCIi #indiegogo via @indiegogo #art #artofasking

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

I just received the most thorough pat down of my life because of sequins.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Right around this time of year I realize no one put candy in my shoes on St. Nick's day. Feel the disappointment of adulthood.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

Days I have gone without encountering a traffic clusterfuck because people are merging: zero. That number you are looking for is zero.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

*looks back at the past 14 months of solid bitching about texas* I am doing GREAT with the move, why do you ask?

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

When you're sure you've met someone before, only to realize it's because of their uncanny resemblance to Ursula in The Little Mermaid.

[Kat Von D @thekatvond]

Good morning.

[jessisawyer @jessisawyer]

It has taken 31 years for me to figure out that if you want people to leave you alone you just need to come across as a tiny bit crazy.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

GOP: All life matters at the moment of conception
SYRIAN REFUGEES: Please help us
GOP: Where would you get such a fucking crazy idea?

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

you know you're becoming an ADULT when you get excited for new sponges!! lol. and you're really sad a lot