Jessie

if you’re one of my students, please leave

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB.

It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship.

They leap into action, no questions asked to help.

If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

EVACUATIONS ORDERED FOR SOME APARTMENTS NEAR THE SAN GABRIEL IN GEORGETOWN

15" of rain overnight continues to move along the south fork of the San Gabriel. It is far out of its banks and in major flood stage. Please heed all evacuation orders if they are issued for you #txwx

[Tommy House @tommyhousewx]

TORNADO captured in Briggs this evening! 🌪️

@KXAN_News

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE IN LOUISIANA

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Friendly reminder that no matter how much your dog may want to go out for a walk... You really, really shouldn't do that.

Puppy pads will get fried in this heat #atxwx #txwx

[Jessie @jessisoverit]

@EruditeElf I’m not a doctor but that blood pressure doesn’t look quite right!!

[Jessie @jessisoverit]

@jordanmcvey_ I’m plenty happy in no baby land over here!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

happy international women’s day

[rad thing (bunny hop) @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣 ꕤ IS SEEING ARIANA @eternalemails]

usher brought all those people on stage and not one of them was justin bieber

[emma @t0tallyh0t]

us: we want justin bieber
usher:

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Us when Usher’s performance ends and Justin Bieber is still in his seat #Super bowl

[☆ jess ☆ @txrntodust]

restaurant near me being so real

[Jessie @jessisoverit]

@jordanmcvey_ Miss you way more 😢🤍

[Jessie @jessisoverit]

My ears are no longer being stabbed every time I send messages through Apple car play. Whoever pitched this idea? Please give them so much money.

[Jessie @jessisoverit]

Dear @Apple , from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so so much for lowering the pitch of all those dang beeps in your last update. Not to be dramatic, but this has drastically improved my life ☺️