Things the UK is hotter than today:
1. Spain
2. Lava
3. Tabasco
4. The sun
5. A sauna
6. A sauna on the sun
7. The Earth's core
8. The inside of a tent any time after 7am
9. A shower when somebody nearby runs a tap
10. A laptop after 20 minutes of use
11. Mordor
#HeatwaveUK
Today I found out that in Switzerland it's illegal to have just one guinea pig because they get too lonely and need a friend. It is against the law to let your guinea pig get lonely. You MUST have at least 2 guinea pigs. What a world.