Jess Warman

Type A to the core.

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

WTF is up with @facebook going the shady route and making it near impossible to delete a group?
Had to Google it, jump through ridiculous hoops, and it’s still just a ghost group now. So stupid. #wtffacebook

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

Normalize putting the series/movie titles of the clip you post in the description!!!!!!
So fricken sick of seeing a great clip but having to scroll through the damn comments to figure out what it’s from.

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So I just get into #SantaClaritaDiet and find out it’s CANCELLED?! Now where am I going to drool over #timothyolphant?! @netflix fail.

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Every day you wait, is another day you’ll never get back again
- Coach Whitey, #OneTreeHill

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

Zero faith in the direction that humanity is headed…. not to mention I wouldn’t want to pass on my mental health issues or unwittingly project them onto an innocent child

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

*Me talking to my plants*
“Well you’re clearly not thriving in this corner of the room so let’s move you somewhere else.”
“I can’t imagine THAT would be comfortable sitting next to the vent all day…”

Just trying to find that perfect spot! 😅

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If I didn’t know any better I would think “Bejewelled” by @taylorswift13 was written by a Leo.
#iwouldknow #myanthem

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*chatting with coworker*
Me: I prefer a fist bump to a high five… I’m genuinely bad at high fives 😅
Him: you seem like the type to be bad at high fives

😳 but why was I so offended by that statement?! lol

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Quebec has got to the best most frustrating province… FYI - not everyone speaks French!! It would be nice to have the option to view in English so I don’t have to spend an hour translating this shit to do my job
🙄😤 #leastinclusiveprovince #quebec

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Things only matter if they last.

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

At some point “Passengers” became one of my top 3 favorite movies and I have no idea how it happened..

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

BF: *brings me home a couple slices of pizza from work*
Me: *devouring them immediately*

Him - “is that your dinner?”
Me - “ummm no, who do you think I am?”

#pizzawhore

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

Tell me you’re a LEO, without telling me you’re a LEO.
I wanted to arrive at my prom by Helicopter, but turns out, those are hard to come by in small town New Brunswick, CANADA 😅

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

So yeah, the highlight of my week was finishing all of the laundry and finding matches to 3 lonely socks that have been staring me in the face for a month.

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

This cannot be our new normal… forcing vaccinations despite people who have reservations about receiving the vaccine following every precaution and regulation set in place?..

WHY though?!
#somuchfortherighttochoose #righttorefuse

[Jess Warman @jessjesswarman]

Oh my goodness, the @UPS driver dropping off our package left 2 little doggie treats for my yappy pup!

Such a sweet gesture :)

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I found a video I liked on TikTok so naturally I spent an hour scrolling through all of the other videos on that account 😅 #ADHDbelike
(meanwhile I missed an hour of the show I was watching…)

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What’s that #ShittyThing my kid said to me today?
“Daddy means more to me than you!” whilst I was trying to maneuver my way around Daddy to say goodnight and she doth PROTEST😅
#preteens #kidssaytheshittiestthings #stepmomlife lol

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I’m the kind of step mom that buys vanilla cupcake goldfish for my step daughter, decides I need to try them first to make sure she’ll like them, then proceeds to eat the entire bag before we even get her for the week 😅

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Companies that put liquid products in containers without a flat lid are seriously missing the plot. How am I supposed to use every last drop if I can’t store the bottle upside down?!