Jessica Sullivan

Expert TV watcher. Avid podcast listener. Casual book reader. Obsessed dog mom.

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

@daxshepard will we ever get more than 2 episodes of @ArmchairExpPod a week? 🍒

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

Gah, can’t even rig it correctly.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Very responsible of the Democrats to rig the election, but not take the Senate or a supermajority in the House

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

Has anyone checked on Nevada? They ok?

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

We need the Oscars people to run these debates. Play music, turn off mic, cut to commercial. There are time limits for a reason and they don’t play. #VPDebate2020

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

There is no form of protest against racism that is acceptable to racists.

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

Two things that give me extreme anxiety: accidentally putting diesel in my car and my windows being down during a car wash. I will check those things 45 times and I’m still afraid.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Some day someone will do a study on how many lives might have been saved if this happened in February or March

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

I feel like there’s a movie about this

[Entrepreneur @Entrepreneur]

Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years http://t.co/NCHlCVx8ad by @Geoff_Weiss

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

@AmKaminsky Ahhh but Shorts burger and Hamburg Inn, there are too many

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

@AmKaminsky Tie: Saloon chips and dips and Marcos grilled cheese 🤤

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

The train has come off the tracks #democraticdebates

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

Tears and tantrums, story of this season #thebachelor

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

“KOBE” #TheBachelor 😔

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

#TheBachelor producers truly outdo themselves every week.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

.@LilNasX is my hero. ❤️🌈

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

kelsey: i brought this bottle of champagne and it is so important I open it with peter

bachelor producers, thinking of all the ways they can f*ck this up:

#TheBachelorABC #TheBachelor

[ABC News @ABC]

'UDDER' INFATUATION: A particularly affectionate cow can't stay away from a dog working at the cattle station it calls home, nuzzling and licking the pooch over and over. https://t.co/KaaZ6dalnK

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Hell yeah, we're going to take your AR-15. If it's a weapon that was designed to kill people on the battlefield, we're going to buy it back.

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

Those of us who have Antonio Brown on our fantasy teams....... #AntonioBrown @Raiders @Patriots

[Jessica Sullivan @jessjsullivan]

Looks like she took a note from #GoodGirls... spoiler alert: doesn’t have much street value 🤷🏼‍♀️ @maebirdwing @unfoRETTAble

[ABC News @ABC]

Police need help identifying a woman who used a grinding saw to break into a botox clinic. Footage shows the woman attempting to open the doors with her hands before retrieving a saw from her vehicle to finish the job.