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[🦋 Asocial Butterfly 🦋 @OG_LisaTurtle]

I don't like being in a pandemic with y'all. It's like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on bc y'all won't shut up.

[Dax @nittany_cub]

This one isn't even a question

[Judson Hayden @judson_haydenn]

Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped

[jess ketschek @jessketschek]

Sorry to anyone who was messaged last night, I was hacked. I am not selling RayBans lmao

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

I urge those who have homes at the Jersey Shore to NOT go to them at this time.

The local infrastructure, especially the health care infrastructure, is not prepared for the influx of part-time residents. Please stay at your primary residences.

[problem child @Lunaticpotato]

Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal

[Fayik @Fayik0]

Outside of America, Shakira is literally the world’s Beyonce... Americans don’t seem to understand the IMPACT of Ms Shakira. There’s a reason her songs constantly break streaming records and her tours break attendance records worldwide- JLo literally could never

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You Matter.

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.

Then you Energy.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

lol no

[Anna Miller @annamill3r]

I couldn’t close my legs bc his knees pinned them down. My mouth was closed bc his hand smothered it shut. He made 𝘩𝘪𝘴 decision to have sex as he forced himself into me.

I genuinely envy your ignorant mind & untouched skin. How simple this must be.

[Auntie Derek ��️ @AuntieDerek]

I can NOT! 😂😂😂😂

[koolkat @babykuhlman]

decided to take the relationship between my dog & i a little bit further than usual tonight (:

[Greggles @gregwright24]

It’s so difficult to explain how weird Mays Landing can be but this video helps

[lex! @lextmc]

Uzi not making music anymore. Old heads still defending R Kelly. Trump still president. I forgot my new year resolutions. Mac Miller gone fr. Empire still on like anybody watches it. I’m still not rich.

[jess ketschek @jessketschek]

@_cecilliaa_ @AlexaDimino @felicia_betts

[🐄 @whatssofani]

Worth a shot... Twitter fam my dad has kidney failure, his kidneys are currently working at a 13% & is in need of a kidney transplant. He is O positive blood type. I am not compatible with him but I am willing to do a swap and save 2 people. Please retweet🙏🏼