jess lander

[moi @moidotdigital]

iCarly was right..
live life
breathe air
I know somehow
we gonna get there

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Starships were meant to fly

[Max @Juicewag]

I wish I was executed after birth

[jess lander @jesslanderr]

@laaaaarrraaaa Crying.

[lara @laaaaarrraaaa]

i wanna be a serena but i’m such a kaylor

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

your childhood wasn’t lit if a dresser or tv never fell on you

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

[pj @pjayevans]

Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing

[toxic king @toxicking]

NO CAR but you going around telling everybody’s business.. OK WALKIE TALKIE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

hi i’m alex and i will be ur server tn. before we start, are u mad at me?

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Who let this man near Kanye