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[jess @jesslvslamp]

@freshhel

[ρaneleiro / زامل 🍋🪲 @meiherzel]

how it feels to accidentally press the grok button on someones post

[jess @jesslvslamp]

Very excited about my @pants print that came in today. Thank you for all the extras Mr pants

[Ani Reddy @AReddy2418]

@DiscussingFilm

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

nobody talk to me for 100 years

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

When the spurs are up 20 and a Knicks fan does the thing purely to get the game cancelled

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HANG THAT FUCKING CORGI’S COLLAR FROM THE RAFTERS NEXT TO TIM DUNCAN’S JERSEY

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

This shit means something to me

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

a lot harder to brainwash people when everyone has access to all the footage and news of you slaughtering innocent children like animals you rotten fuck

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

wemby said "personally i refuse to carry the burden of hiding my emotions" and then a few days later immediately elbowed naz reid in the neck in the heat of the moment fairs he's a man of principle

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[323 @Ggod323]

is this all there is

[darling 🪩 @ohwellyes]

getting cast as one of the patients on the pitt who gets their bra cut off and then getting fired because my areolas are striking fear in the cast and crew

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The forest service does lots of things, but they're the frontline in fighting wildfires. There is literally no issue Republicans aren't maximally evil on. You cannot hate them enough.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Abraham Isaac Quintanilla Jr., the father of Selena, has died at 86.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

😆

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Weird way to commemorate Dick Cheney’s death, but credit where it’s due people have forgotten what he did.