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[osean @oshnsoup]

nothin a blue powerade cant fix

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

where’s the dating app for going on walks and making out

[sophie @seigfrieder]

Work friend that I want to turn into my real life friend texted me first

[osean @oshnsoup]

and also my cats omg how cute

[osean @oshnsoup]

i want a painting of a self portrait of myself as a clown hanging in my living room so bad

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Zion @zionszzn]

I unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fck around with me please

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

Me anytime I ran out of weed

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when they google it and you’re right

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

mourning all the lives i could have lived if i was a little braver

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Love to see someone drinking their morning coffee from a balcony finally a real LIFE ENJOYER

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I've decided that my 20s are actually from 29 to 39

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

When they ask how I spend my day at home alone

I'm never alone

[osean @oshnsoup]

craving a 2hr walk with 3 blunts

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

lowkey im not made for a relationship bc how do i explain to them that sometimes i just don’t wanna talk for 2 days

[osean @oshnsoup]

eating breakfast before work really changes things (positive)