Jess

live. laugh. therapy

[julia @juumelo_]

I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)

[Jess @jessmagali_]

But why do people want to see themselves as crackheads?

[Jess @jessmagali_]

My parents didn’t pick me up early from school on 9/11 so I guess that’s where my trauma started

[Jess @jessmagali_]

Okay but where can I find that 80s swishy jacket everyone is wearing in their AI pictures?

[Jess @jessmagali_]

Outlook really does a good job of pissing me off first thing in the morning.

[Jess @jessmagali_]

Please keep my blondes safe. Has anyone checked on Martha?

[Jess @jessmagali_]

Getting a boob job in her honor 🥹

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

I really loved Dolly Parton‘s music, but I love what she did for literacy even more. that woman gave away thousands of books and helped thousands of children learn to read and continue their love of reading. she will always be iconic for investing in education in that way

[beck @unrivaled]

the best to do it. there will never be another.

[Jess @jessmagali_]

@DrunkOnA_Monday Are you on the crow side of the internet too? Lol. Still no crow friend in my life 😔

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[Jess @jessmagali_]

I can’t tell if I’m PMSing or if I truly do hate this man.

[⋆｡˚𝓚₊˚⊹𝜗❀𝜚 @thepinkernet]

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[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

People who use AI should be forced to drink the data center runoff

[Ethan @MoreHumanEthan]

if a toddler gives you a sticker that's a great sign of respect in their culture

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[Jess @jessmagali_]

How do I befriend a crow, yall?