Jess

hey👋🏼

[Jess @jesspickren]

@fuckedupcars Perry the platypus vibes

[Jess @jesspickren]

@ToasterStrudel can you please make the icing packet 2x as big

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[Jess @jesspickren]

Unlawful to hold phones while driving, but what about my chicken nuggets?

[Jess @jesspickren]

Today at work the customer asked me “anything else” as I took his order. Glad to see our universal training is paying off

[Jess @jesspickren]

It’s crazy how much trust we give other drivers out there to not hit us

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Violet Beauregarde eating the piece of gum Willy Wonka told her not to eat

[Jess @jesspickren]

@ashleynicwill Justice for AB’s tomato😤

[Jess @jesspickren]

I guess they just let anyone fly planes these days✈️

#officiallycertified #privatepilot https://t.co/Rcs5kBrfBD

[Jess @jesspickren]

The word “abbreviation” doin a lot of work for something supposed to make things shorter. Idk seems fake to me

[Jess @jesspickren]

For those who don’t know Jake Scott, please accept the free tickets I have to his concert this Friday and go with me to see what a legend he is

[Jess @jesspickren]

I just wanna know, does anybody know who Jake Scott is?

[Jess @jesspickren]

Yeah officer, I was driving with my knee so I could eat my Zaxbys and what about it

[Jess @jesspickren]

@Leiricaaa It’s definitely a tough scene..but hey that’s progress!

[Jess @jesspickren]

Just finished cleaning out my photos after 5 years?? Thoughts and prayers appreciated

[Jess @jesspickren]

Chelsea, you and a Quinn were phenomenal…thank you for such an amazing night!

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ijustbluemyself]

Idk how people can work for like 40 years I got 1 week left in me

[Jess @jesspickren]

Rewatching #MotherlandFortSalem for obvious reasons

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Boys will read the iliad but are afraid to say ily to the lads