the rat king

they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

[the rat king @jessploof]

I’m literally so distraught fuck this so hard I love this man so much

[Variety @Variety]

Leslie Jordan, an actor, writer and singer best known for his roles in “Will & Grace,” “American Horror Story” and “Hearts Afire,” has died. He was 67. https://t.co/hnDbzTRGzJ

[the rat king @jessploof]

october is for third eye blind’s self titled and rewatching buffy the vampire slayer

[the rat king @jessploof]

@embarrassinq every day of my life

[the rat king @jessploof]

cheese, ghouls, ghouls, cheese

[Vulture @vulture]

Tim Robinson ate (the whole thing)

[mars @mar1narasauce]

Guys anybody in the Quincy Center area please be careful there is a guy that’s trying to pick up girls in a grey bmw and he’s been circling the area for a good 20 minutes now

[the rat king @jessploof]

i do be regrettin shit

[the rat king @jessploof]

@stephreevez ofc!!! 🎃

[the rat king @jessploof]

@stephreevez obsessed with this currently, if you bleach your hair then you can literally just use this as conditioner/a conditioning treatment+color refresh a couple times a week no gloves needed or anything can do it right in the shower

[the rat king @jessploof]

gorgeous gorgeous girls have to drink a liter of orange juice a day to keep their iron supplement tummy ache away ✨

[the rat king @jessploof]

listen I didn’t expect that the vampire academies series would be great it’s fine whatever but MAKING DIMITRI BELIKOV BRITISH??? SHORT HAIR??? 13 year old me rolling over in her grave

[mj 🌘 @ems_carstairs]

Dimitri not being russian is my villain origin story #VampireAcademy

[the rat king @jessploof]

damn really thought the old lady had bitten the dust but no these are 2 separate trends

[the rat king @jessploof]

i myself was a victim of the tommy lee facebook dick pic of ‘22

[The Sun Showbiz @TheSunShowbiz]

Motley Crue star Tommy Lee, 59, horrifies fans with full-frontal naked pic from his bathroom https://t.co/7uMpuz3lhz

[🐗 @reallychillman]

I have never eaten a pussy that tastes even half as good as Dr Pepper

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

People make twitter so exhausting. Everything isn’t a think piece. Sometimes mfs just being random

[the rat king @jessploof]

@stephreevez this is insane WHAT

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

[the rat king @jessploof]

@wavymaevey i love u from across the ocean 💙