Jessica Mobeck

Mama of A&A. Lover of all things pretty. Believer of ghosts, aliens, and everything magic. Karaoke legend.

[Jessica Mobeck @jesss_mobbb]

We make our own fairytales.

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 6th December 2024
🏷️ Instagram/markian.b
💕 #animaloftheday

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Then Frog and Toad ate a big breakfast. And after that, they spent a fine, long day together.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I honestly felt like 2024 was a complete lesson about family, friends and relationships and most importantly self love.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maggie. She loves sunsets. Can't think of a better reward for making it through another day. 13/10

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 11th November 2024
🐮 Daisy
🏷️ @kirsting8
💕 #animaloftheday
We're reposting old submissions 💫

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Fake horse trying to mingle with real horses

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 7th November 2024
🏷️ Instagram/angel.pastures
💕#animaloftheday

[Tim Gritzman @timgritzman]

It’s honestly hard to understand. Both Trump and Vance are on record multiple times during the run-up saying they oppose a national abortion ban. Plenty of stories from women in red states post-overturning of RvW who were able to access emergency medical care w/out a single hitch. It’s the most moderate Conservative ticket of my lifetime. Genuinely confusing — no one is denying life-saving care.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You know what, I don't want the guy popping open my chest to have a well-rounded life, I want him to be a surgery obsessive who never thinks about anything else.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

not sure what he’s talking about but that’s the scariest thing anyone has ever said, probably

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Shohei and Decoy. 😍

[Nick Fury @WritingTheWrong]

My eggs wouldn’t ring up at the store and the cashier (an older Black man) said “it’s your lucky day!” And put them in my bag for free because “I ain’t calling that manager over here cuz I don’t like him. I’m old enough to be his father and I ain’t going back and forth with him”

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A hairdresser in Barcelona made his customers wear Real Madrid jersey aprons. 😂

This kind of harmless humor is always good, we need to laugh.

https://t.co/iK5fDjPIWu

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

SOMEONE IS SINGING SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW AT KARAOKE WE ARE SO BACK

[Britney Loh @itsbritneyloh]

@DildoGaggins89 “when life hands you lemons, joe biden kills you with them” is unfortunately one of the funniest fucking things i’ve ever heard

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 1st November 2024
🏷️ Instagram/chubbygoatacres
💕#animaloftheday

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

people who say “i didn’t ask you to do that” while you’re addressing their lack of appreciation for things.