JD

Forever underestimating how much wine is left in the bottle

[JD @jessscuhh]

@em_case97 Leave on monday and we can drive together 😁

[JD @jessscuhh]

Mood for today is if someone asks me for one more thing I’m gonna cry

[JD @jessscuhh]

The bartender just came up to us and said why do most fish swim in salt water and I said cause they don’t like pepper water and now we’re friends

[JD @jessscuhh]

@TaylorHose So happy for you!!

[JD @jessscuhh]

Today a man told me I looked like I wasn’t into little dudes and then proceeded to overshare information about circumcision so dating is going well thanks for asking

[JD @jessscuhh]

@em_case97 I played bingo in mexico and I can totally see you doing this

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Julia @mouIinmarius]

which is more culturally significant, the renaissance or aaron tveit’s roxanne opt up

[JD @jessscuhh]

@YoungVisionsE Thank you!!

[JD @jessscuhh]

Girl who uses retail therapy as a coping mechanism 🤝 christmas season

[alex @joysprick]

it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: what’s making you anxious

me: …………………….*gestures broadly*

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

nobody:

me on September 1st:

[JD @jessscuhh]

I told my grandma my profile was getting a lot of views on linkedin and she goes ohhh you’re dating ?

[JD @jessscuhh]

People who go through airport security barefoot are terrifying

[JD @jessscuhh]

Told my boss I needed a few minutes to decompose instead of decompress after a client call

[JD @jessscuhh]

These are my go to flying snack 😂

[jakeeee @huntychan]

us twizzler enjoyers are shamed and berated every day and for what. there's nothing wrong with wanting to chew on electrical wires like i'm just being who i am

[jakeeee @huntychan]

us twizzler enjoyers are shamed and berated every day and for what. there's nothing wrong with wanting to chew on electrical wires like i'm just being who i am

[JD @jessscuhh]

Also a note when asking someone out don’t tell them you like to get to know as many women as possible it doesn’t land well

[JD @jessscuhh]

Getting asked out at the gym is an awkward experience