Jess ◡̈

plant hoarder | amateur idiot | nap time champion donate to help my mom fight cancer:

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Riddle:

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

@Jewzak Youguys are so cute and she is so stunning. Every time you post her I will literally stop and admire. Big goals.

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Ope

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I will never stop raving about this scene. Iconic.

[Horror Losers @horrorlosers]

THE SHINING (1980)
EVIL DEAD RISE (2023)

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

This is so fucking funny like please grow the fuck up bro

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

Pee wee Herman was a drag queen

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

wormley

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Your worm name is “worm” plus the last syllable of your first name

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

I love being almost 30 and still incapable of socializing in a group of mostly new people 🙃

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

I have been drinking iced tea in the morning instead of coffee. Who have I become?

[Jess ◡̈ @jessspresso]

McDonald��s employee: “Only mobile and online orders right now”
Me: “I’m gonna kms”
McDonald’s employee: “…so sorry.”

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@PicturesFoIder

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@two_n_minus_one I think it might be the word “sleepover” cause to me that feels a little more platonic but regardless! this is very cute and I’m happy for y’all 🥰

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@grvy_krez Isn’t that a little different tho

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@whyte_zombie Is this Jeff