Jassica Stormon

Slowly but surely turning into the old, fat, white lady version of Samuel L. Jackson

[Jassica Stormon @jessssks]

@JohnnyStevens I lost weight before. People stalked me, tried to break into my apartment, used me as jealousy fuel. At least when I’m fat they leave me be. It sucks that I’m losing weight and it’s making me want to go into hiding.

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@jaden I'm sorry but why wouldn't Jada protect Will in that situation? You fix your face and avoid the heat of the moment and let things pass. Handle it later. Should have been a big night for Will for good reasons.

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@RSVPMagazine Biggest load of horse shit I ever heard

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@billboard @PostMalone I am so glad to see new music from you. I hope you are well, I hope the universe dumps blessings at your door.

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@bobsaget @PV_ConcertHall @RealTimWilkins I just refuse to accept this. 💔

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@ConanOBrien So, what, you hate osmosis?

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@bessbell He's right. Life is scary and painful enough without adding catch into the equation.

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@Jacksepticeye Oh. It's my birthday, but ok.

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@MoistCr1TiKaL You've clearly never shit yourself while having a baby

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@JackeeHarry Used to when I was a teenager. Then when I was 20 something I was on the receiving end. The other guy's shoes teach better than anything.

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Just lost someone very important to me from COVID, but at the same time my cousin's daughter is in ICU fighting for her life because her jab caused a blood clot in her lung. Trust I hear both sides.

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@elonmusk @WalterIsaacson I haven't finished the old biography yet

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@AndyRichter Knew a dude who his girl got his name for real on her neck after 6 months. I often wonder what happened to him. I have no idea cuz she made him delete me too. 🙏

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@HamillHimself WWRAD

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@clevedude50 @levarburton One negative voice can reinforce a lot of hate

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@talliesinyoung Shit.

Shhhh. Don't spoil it for me, I'm undiagnosed.

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@bobsaget @LATimesTVLloyd @latimes @JohnStamos Yes, John Stamos is gorgeous and immortal. I, on the other hand, just came across this on Facebook and almost died. Please sir, not this format ever again. #bobsnotdead

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@JoeyWesthead @DLF26949982 @TheRealHoarse You get one like from me for knowing how to spell dually. Blessings on your household.

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@theyearofelan Yes! You are an amazing person. Keep that shit up.

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@nikocadoavocado Fuck off! You copy struck me for tweeting a pic of you with a cat in your ass that was about 10% you and 90% a kitten stuck in a couch cushion. Don't do it people! I smell a trap!