jess ⚛️

[venus @venuslovesrats]

did you know? Babybel cheese was invented by Jules Bel for his beloved pet rat, Baby

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

@joshmeatsix no tickets for leeds, the first presale code didnt work and the second presale code i got this evening said nothing was available :(

[Stacks @DStacks72]

I think collectively we can agree that there is no group of people in the UK worse than the 30 year old, perma tan, Nike running gear wearing, Hollywood teeth ravers who still care about social acceptance, edit their Insta photos, and try to impress 18 year old girls.

Freaks.

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

and that’s without a £150 parking space per person 😭

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

would love to know who keeps filling all these boutique 1 bed apartments in leeds city centre for £1,400 a month

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

@Parklifefest @ThreeUK @penny82581 @jaggysnakes_ @caitlinblaise

[Parklife 🪩 @Parklifefest]

PARKLIFE 2024 IS HERE 🚀

WIN 4 VIP WEEKEND TICKETS

@ 3 mates, RT & follow us

Wed 24th Jan 10AM - @ThreeUK presale live on the Three+ Rewards App
Thurs 25th Jan 10AM - Presale (Registration closes midnight Wed)
Fri 26th Jan 10AM - Gensale

Register - https://t.co/48Wh6GZbLT

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

as well as this, how long must the teacher(s) have been staring at this young girls legs to notice the difference 🤮

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

@StickerApp any discount codes going? 🥹👉👈

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

Alan Moore making Rorschach’s mask a picture of two guys having sex remains one of the boldest design choices in comic book history

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

girlfriend who needs to be taken out to the barn and shot like an injured horse

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so cunt

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

@rhizabled is that from btec lil peep? nearly got a tattoo from him once but thought it was suspicious that he didn’t allow tags on insta (bc he can’t edit other people’s pics of his tattoos lol)

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

if his non-human body can finger his wife surely it can fix parts of a spaceship

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

my first thought when watching beyond the sea was why didn’t they just send the androids that can do all of the people stuff to space instead of the actual people

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

*that worried about

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

never thought i’d be that worried aging but then i remember i’m still clambering to “reclaim” those 2 years of my early twenties i lost to covid lol

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

got a pretty firm handle on my mood swings these days but on the rare times i don’t manage to reel em in i’m like cool the only thing that can solve this minor period of feeling like shit is suicide

[jess ⚛️ @jesstink_]

why is getting your car washed so embarrassing