Jess Twidle

27 | I teach tweens important things

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

@Jetstar_NZ I understand you have baggage restrictions & it’s nice to see them being enforced. However, your approach is losing customers. What’s the difference if it’s in my bag or on my body? If I was wearing a full lead suit would you let me on the plane coz it’s not carry on?

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

I just watched nearly two hours worth of budget coverage.
@jacindaardern talking about how they’re “picking up the pieces of education”
Except it’s a 1000 piece puzzle and you’ve picked up like 12 pieces and said “yep sorted” #nzpol #wellbeingbudget #backtheteachers

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

My spirit animal is @MMMMITCHELL saying "that was way too many onions" in @JeffreeStar's video today. #onionsgivemetheshits

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

Surrounded by amazing colleagues at the first Wellington Central Public Union Meeting of the year. We are ready to campaign hard for the needs of our tamariki 💪🏼👩🏻‍🏫 we will not give up, we will not give in. @debs_burson @chrishipkins @grantrobertson1

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

Rog doing MJ is the most glorious thing to happen on live TV since David twerking last week #stillcantunsee #DWTSNZ

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

The real worst thing about #HeartbreakIsland is the continuity error in the clothing at the first couple swap

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

@MattyJared Cannot unsee the twerk 🙈

[Tagata Pasifika @tagpas]

Happy Samoan Language Week! This year’s theme is ‘Alofa atu nei. Alofa mai taeao’ or in English, ‘Kindness given, kindness gained’. Check out what's on here: https://t.co/0NdODrhPyV #samoa #samoanlanguageweek 🇼🇸

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

We can hate on David “Daddy” Seymour or we can simply appreciate the glorious humour and entertainment he will provide for us for another week 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #DWTSNZ

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

How is a fall the move of the week? 🤔🤔 #DWTSNZ

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

Kia ora! @colleenb123 @mirandasings #mirandasingsauckland

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

@DramaticMac @xoShaaan Visit the reddit PLL page, you'll find many people who wholeheartedly and passionately agree with this statement 😂😂😂

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

@xoShaaan Taylor Swift's new song is garbage.

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

@Jaclynhill Drunk GRWM is 💯 need the playlist asap 🎶❤️

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

@KeshaRose #Rainbow is a work of art. We've believed in your music since 2010 now the rest of the world believes too ❤️🌈❤️

[Jess Twidle @jesstwidle]

Lil bro and I got our tix to see @MirandaSings and @ColleenB123 when she is in NZ in November. Dreams do come true 😍💋💋