Jessica Zucchi

on twitter because my parents are on instagram

[Jessica Zucchi @jessuki]

@air_canada1 Rhymes with Phonly Lans

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yo, it doesn't count as a make-up less selfie if there are four filters applied.

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@CBCCalgary You should not be able to post bail if you are convicted of first degree murder. This is such a fail of our justice system

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@CTVCalgary Covid’s body is all of us after the gyms have been closed combined with holiday eating.

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@Urlaub26 @NHLFlames RETRO JERSEY RETRO SKATES BUD

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@marksterbate @ASTROGaming 👁👄👁

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@air_canada1 I’d buy ur socks off OF and watch ur commercial

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@skulsk Maybe we should release guidelines similar to NYC #rimming

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again

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K wait I take that back because I actually love mine and bae’s first pic together #LoveAtFirstBlow #ThirdDateFirstBeej

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just when you thought things couldn't get worse - there's a new challenge on Instagram for couples to share their first photo together #NewVirus

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issa vibe

[Christian Burkett @cburkett959]

The internet remains undefeated😂😂😂

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@air_canada1 Me watching my fifth Sex and the City episode today: “I just don’t have time to figure it out”

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Is it just me or does TikTok seem like a lot of work

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*Joe Exotic reaches for his First Aid responder jacket*

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

NEW: A tiger at the Bronx Zoo has tested positive for the new coronavirus, in what is believed to be the first known infection in an animal in the U.S. or a tiger anywhere. https://t.co/90eCD82cgo

[Jessica Zucchi @jessuki]

Find joy in the little things like how we won’t see #Coachella posts this year #blessed

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Wow. In the market for a new boyfriend after he told me to “put on jeans” to go to the grocery store like some kind of wild animal. #Day16ofSweatpants #Covid19

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

He really said this.

[Jessica Zucchi @jessuki]

Staring at a screen for the past 9 hours was ROUGH. Can’t wait to watch Netflix the rest of the night and relax